A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere
she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a
redhead, are you?" "No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought
so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken!!!!"

• Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
• A: GIFTED!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? (mouse over the blonde to the right for the answer).

• Q: What do you call a blonde who dies their hair brown?
• A: Artificial Intelligence!

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? (mouse over the blonde to the left for the answer).

• Q: How can you that a blonde has been using the computer?
• A: If there is white-out on the screen!

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? (mouse over a blonde to the right for the answer).

• Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
• A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
• Q: What's the mating call of a brunette?
• A: "All the blondes have gone home!"
• Q: What's the brunette's mating call?
• A: Has that blonde gone yet?
• Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
• A1: Introduces herself.
• A2: Walks home.
• Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
• A: Pull the pin and throw it back!
• Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
• A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."