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If your name was homework I'd do you at my desk all night long!

Excuse me, I'm new in town could you tell me directions to your bedroom please.

"My mate's just asked me to tell you to stop staring at him."
"I'm not!"
"Oh so you must of been staring at me then!"

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!

If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

Fancy a drink? How about a love shake?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Hi I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Woman: "Do you have the time?"
Man: "Do you have the energy?"

"Hey, you know something? You look like my next girlfriend."

Him: "What winks and makes love like a tiger?"
Her: "I don't know."
Him: Smiles and winks.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

I put a drop of tear in the ocean for you... and I'll stop loving you when you find that teardrop.

Do you like my Burger King pants? They're the home of the Whopper!

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Hey Kitten! How about spending some of your nine lives with me?

Excuse me, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your flat?

Nice legs...what time do they open?